you can cross

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 05/02/2016 at 15:06 • Filed to: None

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look at these geese, so polite, using the crosswalk and everything

not like these big boys who crossed my path this weekend, inconsiderate

MonkeePuzzle > MonkeePuzzle 05/02/2016 at 15:08

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and some gratuitous mud/ice spackle, very difficult to wash off

but, a friend gave me a handy tip, throw a fan style sprinkler under the car

file that under life hacks

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > MonkeePuzzle 05/02/2016 at 15:20

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RUN THE DAMN THINGS DOWN

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > MonkeePuzzle 05/02/2016 at 15:23

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You mean they didn’t even cross at the Deer Crossing sign?!

HOW RUDE

Someone get the cops out here, give them a jaywalking ticket

MonkeePuzzle > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/02/2016 at 15:37

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this has not been a successful tactic for me in the past...

deer/elk, not a goose :P

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > MonkeePuzzle 05/02/2016 at 15:42

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Yeah, I meant the geese. Stupid, stupid birds, dangerously aggressive, and they shit everywhere.

As much as I’d like to say eliminate the deer as well, it’s not exactly a wise option :)

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > MonkeePuzzle 05/02/2016 at 16:24

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I once honked at a goose that crossed in front of my truck. You’d think it would fly away... No. It just ran really fast, moving its wings like Usain Bolt moves his arms